He takes just one hag
A toothbrush and a bag
He don’t take no bus nor a horse
He prefers to use his hand
He goes out to the crossroad and thumbs a ride
For him and his new bride
He say, “hey baby stand at the side a da road
While I go to the bushes and drop a load.
Hey baby stick out a leg, we can get lucky that way.
So out to the road covered in dirt
Goes his old lady to hitch up her skirt
The devil sits down in the ditch
Keeping an eye on his old bitch
With the sun still rising in the east
Birds on the wire with their backs to the heat
Comes an old jalopy, shiny and neat
Like a boat on the water the road looking wet
With the waves of heat
The devils old lady calls out to her man
To hide in the bushes so not to be seen
The devils old lady calls to her groom
To hide in the bushes to giver her some room
The lady eyeing the prize
Tells the dark prince to close his eyes
She jumps in the car slams the door
Tells the driver to put his foot to the floor
The devil had realized
Before he’s opened his eyes
Not a moment too soon he’s a jilted groom
Down the road in a cloud of dust
Goes his ex-bride in boyfriend’s new ride.
The Devil’s always up to sumthin’